The most closeted homosexual in all of
America?
The constant talk about sex, the sweater
vests, the overly religious attempts to bury his true identity, the ugly wife
who clearly isn’t sleeping with him for pleasure…
How do you think that happens?
What has to go wrong in your early
childhood development that you end up like that?
So far I’ve brainstormed the following:
- Beatings from a drunken Father for
expressing the wish to play with an easy bake oven?
- Incestuous inappropriate relationship
with his mother?
- Bullying from classmates?
- Raped by a priest? Uncle, aunt, cousin?
- Extremely small penis?
The fact that he got elected to any
office outside of South Dakota is scary enough, but the idea that extremely
messed up weirdo could actually become President scares the shit out of me.
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